Paul, the homeless guy I've been trying to help

Getting arms as toned as my friend Mary's

Finding the same turquoise silk blouse Mary bought at Banana Republic only on ebay

Starving to death in a snowbank

Cutting two minutes off my mile time

Getting everything in the house so clean and organized Martha Stewart would be jealous

Fickleness of publishing world

Collecting something wierd, like Mr. Potato Head pieces circa 1965, when you put them on a real potato

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